Yesterday, I tried to write a detailed, thoughtful post about the men's gymnastics qualifiers. This is my first Olympics as a blogger, and I have now learned that there is way too much going on for detailed and thoughtful. Besides, none of this is figure skating, so how technical can I realistically get? Instead, I'll update more frequently with reactions to the various events I watch. First up are the five long rounds of women's gymnastics qualifiers, all of which I watched either live or live-ish (i.e. on slight delay so I could eat, shower, and squeeze some Day Job in).
The one thing I did note usefully in the aborted men's gym think piece was that I watch everything on live stream, which means the official Olympic feeds with the charmingly laconic Australian commentators. NBC is, like, 25% commercials, 25% fluff, 25% sports I don't care about, and 15% Al Trautwig saying inappropriate things about women. Primetime Olympics coverage is not designed for hardcore sports nerds like me, and so I plug an HDMI cable into my TV and watch the stuff that's available online because NBC, for all its B.S. elsewhere, does recognize there's an audience for long, minimally edited full-event coverage.
Also, they've hired Tanith Belbin to moderate the daily gymnastics recap show, because they appreciate my patronage on some level. Thanks for that, at least, NBC. Now fire Al Trautwig and give his job to Johnny Weir, and we can actually be friends.
Anyway. I watched a lot of gymnastics yesterday, and it was beautiful. And as for that declaration that I'd go through this quickly? Look up "prolepsis" in the dictionary, because apparently I have a lot of feelings.
I don't remember much from the first round, because it was early in the morning. China was its usual steady presence, but none of their routines stood out to me in particular. They were fine rather than amazing on uneven bars and balance beam, where they usually shine. Team Belgium was epically Happy to Be Here. The athletes who woke me up were individual competitors at opposite ends of their careers. Tutya Yilmaz, of Turkey, put many bigger names to shame with a poised balance beam routine full of creative choreography and challenging connections. In the end, her relatively modest difficulty score and a very forward landing brought her score down a bit, but a 14.500 for a little-known gymnast is no small accomplishment.
Also in Mixed Group 7 was Oksana Chusovitina of Uzbekistan, the 41-year-old living legend who has a son older than most of her competitors and can out-vault most teenagers. When she scored north of 15 points for her first vault, it felt like all of Twitter was shouting "Chuso!!!!" at once. She's not the most graceful vaulter, but she has a talent for making difficult and even scary vaults look effortless and smooth. She even competed on balance beam, just for fun. She qualified for the vault final, where she has a real shot at a medal; if she takes bronze, she'll be able to retire with an Olympic medal in every color. Or maybe she won't retire, and we'll get to see her do this again when she's 45.
The headliners of Subdivision 2 were Team Russia, who showed a lot of cracks in the infrastructure, most notably when Aliya Mustafina took a breathtakingly painful spill from the balance beam. Mustafina was terrific on the uneven bars, however, understated and down to business, with perfect form and skills so neat and clean that they looked less impressive than they really were. Russia's other bars star, Daria Spiridonova, has even more elegant lines, like a ballerina dancing on her hands. But the real Russian revelation was Seda Tutkhalyan, a little fireplug of raw power whose consistency and athleticism brought her a higher all-around score than Mustafina's and an overall fourth seed going into AA finals. Her TV-friendly personality shone bright in the floor exercise, although she made more mistakes there than on any other apparatus.
Italy was such a disaster that I can't even begin. I'm not a giant fan of Italian gymnastics, so I'm not shedding tears about their failure to qualify to Team Finals.
Among the individual competitors in Subdivision 2, there were some disappointments and one major delight. 2015 European All-Around Champion Giulia Steingruber, of Switzerland, should have been a highlight, but she looked like a bundle of nerves. Also too nervous to perform her best was Hungary's adorable Zsofia Kovacs, who didn't qualify to the All-Around Final. But both fared far better than another athlete whose gymnastics I enjoy, Catalina Escobar Gomez of Colombia, who had to be carried off the podium after injuring her ankle during her floor exercise in a moment almost as gruesome as the worst of Saturday's men's qualifiers. The official feed also bored me with several so-so gymnasts with charming backstories - I tried to care about Armenia's Dr. Houry Gebeshian, but nah - and especially with too much coverage of Kylie Rei Dickson, who engendered controversy when she carpetbagged her way into representing Belarus. But it's hard to be much of a villain when you're so easily beaten; Dickson finished second to last in the all-around standings but got exactly what she seemed to want, which was undeserved international attention.
The one true bright spot among the individual competitors in Subdivision 2 was Catalina Ponor. After dismal results throughout the season, Romania failed to qualify a full Olympic gymnastics team for the first time in decades, and controversy ensued when Romania selected the 28-year-old Ponor, who only competes two events, as their sole representative. But Ponor did Romania proud, qualifying for event finals on both balance beam and floor exercise. Her beam routine was particularly magical, especially her back dive to handstand. (Google identifies this skill as an Omelianchik; I'm glad it has a name, but I'm just going to call it damn.) Ponor's regal presence rose above the overall awkwardness of Subdivision 2 and took much of the sting out of a rough morning of gymnastics.
Things picked way up in Subdivision 3, with three scrappy mid-list countries pulling together enough points to qualify to the Team Final. There was only one Mixed Group in this subdivision, and it was an exciting mess. The star among the individual competitors was one of the world's best vaulters, India's Dipa Karmakar. With so many athletes from unlikely countries failing to live up to their fluff pieces, it was great to see Karmakar qualify to the vault final with a solid, if slightly scary, Produnova. Another terrific vaulter, Vietnam's Phan Thi Ha Thanh, had to water down her difficulty due to injury, and I was sad to see her fall below the threshold for the event final. Ana Sofia Gomez, the Guatemalan flag bearer in the Opening Ceremonies, missed out on the All-Around finals after putting her hands down on her beam dismount, then draining all of her floor exercise energy with a cool triple twist.
If any team was stealth awesome in qualifications, it was Germany. As a group, they have terrific form and power on bars, and their steadiness on that apparatus brought them two spots in the event final, for Elisabeth Seitz and Sophie Scheder. My favorite German bar routine, however, was Kim Bui's; she's the rare gymnast who really performs on bars, and her body lines are gorgeous. They had to finish on balance beam, and instead of crumbling under the pressure, the Germans turned out a series of strong beam routines. More than anything, it was their calm under pressure that advanced them to the Team Finals.
While Germany beasted things out more than expected, Great Britain were a little underwhelming. They especially faltered on bars, which I'd expected to be one of the team highlights. Ellie Downie's heroism overshadowed the actual gymnastics, although it was indeed pretty cool that she came back from a scary fall on her neck during floor exercise to complete her vault and become her country's only qualifier to the All-Around Finals. Their brightest bright spot, the floor routine that qualified Amy Tinkler to event finals, didn't even get shown on the main feed, I don't think. Claudia Fragapane, on the other hand, got air time when she had to anchor the team after Downie's injury, and her floor exercise was my favorite routine by a British gymnast, kind of a mess form-wise but full of explosive and innovative moves. In a result that epitomizes Great Britain's session-long almost-ness, Fragapane came one slot short of qualifying for the All-Around Finals and tied Erika Fasana's floor exercise score with a 14.333 but lost the tiebreaker that would have advanced her to event finals. Nonetheless, the British women did enough overall to compete for a team medal and prove that this mess was just a warm-up.
The true revelation of the subdivision was Team Brazil, who parlayed their home court advantage into a surprisingly high fifth-place qualification to Team Finals. Even more amazingly, their two youngest gymnasts, Rebeca Andrade and Flavia Saraiva, are their two qualifiers to the All-Around Finals. Andrade got there without qualifying on a single apparatus final, although if she'd paired her monster Amanar with another vault, she very well might have. Instead, Andrade was clean and self-assured everywhere, the definition of an all-around gymnast, and she's now seeded third in the AA Final, just behind the two Americans. Saraiva was less consistent but gave the most memorable performance among the Brazilians, a balance beam routine that justified the crowd's roaring ovation with both difficulty and personality. Her final acrobatic series down the length of the beam was one of the most effortless, beautiful moves of the day. One of my friends texted me to ask who Saraiva was and why she'd never heard of her before, which is a sure sign of a star in the making.
Lots of good stuff happened in Subdivision 4, and it all got overshadowed by the juggernaut that was Team USA. So let's pause to recognize the women who would have looked a zillion times better if they'd been in any other qualifying group. Jessica Lopez, who represents Venezuela, got the highest all-around score of any solo competitor, solid everywhere and tremendous on uneven bars. Like Ponor, she competes with maturity and personal style, and she proved she's good enough to post terrific scores even with a rough landing here or there. Her qualification to the bars final knocked out China's Fan Yilin, which is the kind of Olympics upset that, okay, this is your nerd friend telling you it's awesome.
For whatever reason, the feed insisted on showing a ton of New Zealand's just-okay Courtney McGregor, when what I wanted to see was as much Netherlands as possible. Underdogs from the start, they squeaked into 8th place among the teams, just fabulous enough to proceed to the Team Final. The undisputed star among the Dutch ladies was Eythora Thorsdottir, who qualified a remarkable eighth in the all-around. Ironically, her worst score came on her signature event, floor exercise, where she's such an intense and nuanced performer you'd think she was trying out for So You Think You Can Dance. Also amazing were the Wevers twins, especially Sanne, whose beam routine was a marvel of strategy and control. She qualified for event finals with incredible moves like a triple turn, a connected series of tumbling moves that seemed to flip-flop back and forth across the beam, and especially a sequence of three different turns that looked like she was doing ice dance twizzles. Far be it from me to wish for an American implosion on beam, but if it means both Wevers and Saraiva get medals, screw patriotism.
On the other hand? 'MERICA.
I mean, seriously. The US women qualified in first place on every apparatus. Every woman on the team qualified for at least one event final. Gabby Douglas, with the third-highest AA score of the entire day, can't compete all-around because of the stupid two-per-country rule. (If the rule didn't exist, a Team USA podium sweep would be all but a foregone conclusion.) NBC can shut up about the Americans being weak on bars, because Madison Kocian posted the highest score of the day, and Douglas the third-highest. Kocian's bar routine is like one long connection; it's hard to see where one skill ends and the next begins, an extraordinary achievement that even Mustafina couldn't match. Oh, and the Americans' combined team score beat second-place China's by just shy of 10 points. That's a difference so huge, it's almost as if the Americans performed an extra routine.
Aly Raisman wasn't quite as exceptional as at Nationals or Trials, and she looked almost over-powered on both bars and balance beam. She was her usual superhuman, high-flying self on floor, though. Her crowning moment, however, was her massive Amanar vault, straight down the middle and nearly stuck. Throughout, it felt like Raisman was holding back, saving her best moments for Team Finals and the all-around. The amazing thing is, a restrained Raisman is still two full points better than any other country's best gymnast.
Meanwhile, Laurie Hernandez on balance beam is such delightful perfection that wow, I am really not getting the Hernandez/Wevers/Saraiva podium I want, am I? Sigh.
And then there was Simone Biles. The number of tweets on my Twitter feed that consisted entirely of all-caps SIMONE followed by strings of exclamation points, well, I could just leave it there and move on. But that wouldn't give credit to how high and far she soared in both of her vaults, scoring north of 16 points for each. Before the replays revealed a tiny hop to the left, I could have sworn she'd stuck the landing on her second vault. Her beam routine felt kind of business-as-usual for me, but since it was her final rotation, it worked the crowd into a frenzy. Biles's greatest moment was on floor exercise, smiling and shimmying to a medley of Brazilian music, and doing more difficult tumbling than most gymnasts could dream of. She is the queen of gymnastics. Long may she reign.
After the Americans' hour of total domination, Subdivision 5 felt like an afterthought, at least to me as a viewer. It certainly was in terms of the individual competitors, all of whom saw their Olympics end after the qualifying round. But for the three national teams trying to qualify through to the Team Final, it was a nail-biter to the end of the last rotation. With France, Canada, and Japan all extreme long shots for a medal in the first place, it was more of a battle to see who would fill out the lower ranks, but to the athletes on those teams, this was clearly everything. France was immediately out of it, with major errors on every apparatus. Canada, on the other hand, fought mightily, although it looked bleak from the start, when they had to count a fall on beam. By the time Brittany Rogers fell on bars, it was all over, and the image of the Canadian team hugging and crying was one of the most heartbreaking of these Olympics so far. Nonetheless, the Canadians gave some brilliant performances. First-year senior Shallon Olsen, who made a name for herself by winning vault at the Pacific Rim Championships earlier this season, solidified her status as a vaulter to watch out for by beating out a number of bigger names for a spot in the event final. And Isabela Onyshko squeaked into the balance beam final with a routine that showcased both her charisma and her technical skill.
Team Japan was the only group to turn it out in Subdivision 5, and I couldn't have been happier for them. They started out with a fabulous vault rotation that seemed to give them confidence for the rest of the evening, then overachieved just as much on bars, with pint-sized Asuka Teramoto nearly breaking 15 points with her clean lines and massive technical upgrades. Then, Mai Murakami gave herself a belated birthday present with a trip to the floor exercise event finals, combining enormous tumbling passes with fun choreography that wouldn't have been out of place in the NCAA. The greatest moment, however, was Yuki Uchiyama's reaction after her clean beam routine, jumping and shrieking like she'd just won gold. It was a joyful reminder that Olympic success means different things to different athletes. Uchiyama's beam score was only 37th best overall, but she and her teammates were on top of the world. I'd originally used a photo of Simone Biles as this post's cover image, but I switched it to Uchiyama after writing this paragraph, because more than any other athlete I watched yesterday, she epitomized Olympic glory and achievement.